The main event of Unagi Sayaka’s latest produce show was a flawed affair. It didn’t need the twenty-six minutes it was handed, which meant there was an abundance of filler as everyone wandered around trying to fill space. However, what it got right, it got really right. When you’ve got Minoru Suzuki and Unagi dripping blood all over the place, the Eel’s blonde hair turning red while Suzuki had streaks of it running down his chest, you can get away with a few flaws.
Continue reading “Unagi Sayaka & Minoru Suzuki vs Jun Kasai & Minoru Fujita, Unagi Sayaka Produce Show (2/9/24) Review”Best Friends (Arisa Nakajima & Tsukasa Fujimoto) vs Hiroyo Matsumoto & Hanako Nakamori, Arisa Nakajima’s Retirement (23/8/24), SEAdLINNNG

A couple of years back, I had some minor surgery that required me to be anaesthetised. As you’d imagine, I can’t remember the moment of going under, but I do have a memory of the dream I was having as I woke up. In it, I was being hunted. I can’t recall why, but I do know who was doing the hunting. Arisa Nakajima. While I don’t believe Nakajima typically spends her spare time chasing down fellow humans, I think the fact she found her way into my nightmares speaks to part of what made her such an outstanding wrestler. She felt real. She’s so real that whenever I saw her outside of the ring cracking a smile or doing everyday tasks, it caught me off guard. In my head, Arisa is a killer. Someone devoted to the style of wrestling she believes in, and the idea that she’d ever not be in that zone almost never occurred to me.
Continue reading “Best Friends (Arisa Nakajima & Tsukasa Fujimoto) vs Hiroyo Matsumoto & Hanako Nakamori, Arisa Nakajima’s Retirement (23/8/24), SEAdLINNNG”TJPW Princess Cup Final (25/8/24) Review
2024’s Princess Cup was guaranteed a first-time winner, as we had a battle between TJPW stalwart Yuki Aino and outsider Ryo Mizunami. I think there’s an argument that neither was an obvious choice at the start of the tournament, although perhaps Mizunami should have been. However, I wouldn’t complain about either of them getting a match with Miu Watanabe, so I’ll be happy regardless. We’re also down a few roster members, as Miyu Yamashita, Raku, HIMAWARI and Mahiro Kiryu were in the UK wrestling for EVE (a show I was at). Anyway, on with the fun.
Continue reading “TJPW Princess Cup Final (25/8/24) Review”Mayumi Ozaki vs Maya Yukihi, Country of Plum Blossoms (18/8/24), Oz Academy Review

Late in this match, when even that cunt POLICE had turned his back on Mayumi Ozaki, it felt like it might finally be time for her to face the consequences of her action. Having been beaten back by Marvelous, losing the AAAW Title to Takumi Iroha, Ozaki did what Ozaki does and turned her anger on her minions, causing Maya Yukihi to challenge the boss. Now, she was all alone. Or at least that’s what you’d think. Where in any other company, the fans would have been relishing in the downfall of the big bad, that’s not Oz Academy. There, Ozaki is emperor, king and whatever else she damn well pleases, and her subjects are grateful to her for it. As her doom appeared apparent, they simply chanted her name louder, willing her on to victory.
Continue reading “Mayumi Ozaki vs Maya Yukihi, Country of Plum Blossoms (18/8/24), Oz Academy Review”Suzu Suzuki vs Madeline, Sky High (24/10/21), FMWE Review

I’m sure it will shock everyone to learn that the 5STAR Grand Prix hasn’t been at the top of my watchlist. However, I haven’t completely avoided it. After hearing word of some promising Saki Kashima antics, I decided to dip my toe into her match with Suzu Suzuki. As far as I can gather, the best Saki has decided that while she’s not overly bothered about winning the tournament, it is the perfect place to make some money off a sponsorship deal. That meant that when she’d done her due diligence and waved the sponsor’s board around, earning her cheque, she was content to head to the back. Unfortunately for her, that Suzu is an eager type. Rather than accepting the countout victory, she gave chase, strong-arming poor Kashima into participating in the action. It was a premise that had a lot of potential, but they didn’t fully commit to the bit. When Saki was forced back to the ring, things reverted to a decent but straightforward match. On the upside, it was short, so I didn’t waste too much time, and, more importantly, it reminded me of this gem from FMWE.
Continue reading “Suzu Suzuki vs Madeline, Sky High (24/10/21), FMWE Review”Suzume vs Yuki Arai, Princess Cup (10/8/24), TJPW Review
Suzume is a great tournament wrestler. In real sports, that speaks to an ability to eke out victories, finding a way to win one-off games against teams that you might not be expecting to beat. In wrestling, I think it speaks more to someone’s versatility. Whether TJPW asks her to make a deep run, lose in the first round or land anywhere in between, you can always rely on Suzume to impress in the Princess Cup. Part of that is that she is incredibly talented, but it’s also because she finds a way to be so against a host of different people.
Continue reading “Suzume vs Yuki Arai, Princess Cup (10/8/24), TJPW Review”Marvelous 8th Anniversary (8/8/24) Review

The 8th of August is a pivotal date in Marvelous lore. Not only was it when the promotion started, but it was the date Chigusa Nagayo debuted in 1980, a mighty 44 years ago. With that in mind, Marvelous loaded this one up. Takumi Iroha became the latest person to step up and try to take back the AAAW Title from Mayumi Ozaki, Team 200kg challenged Magenta for the Tag Titles, and Chi Chi faced off with Nagayo in a Barbie Showdown. What is that last one? Who knows, but you’re in the right place to find out.
Continue reading “Marvelous 8th Anniversary (8/8/24) Review”Miyuki Takase vs Mei Suruga, Final Countdown (31/7/24), Gatoh Move

There’s never been any doubt about Mei Suruga’s talents as a wrestler. It didn’t take long for her to earn her genius tag, and while there were things to improve, Mei’s ability to hook you in has always been there. Instead, the questions have been about how Suruga adapts to a more serious style. She shines with the joy of someone who loves this stuff, capering around the ring, delighting in everything she does, and while I would happily have that be the main event style of every wrestling company in the land, the sad reality is that no one listens to me. There has always been a feeling that if Mei wanted to reach that next level (and she’s been open about that being the case), she was going to have to find a way to take that carefree approach and hone it into something a little bit sharper.
Continue reading “Miyuki Takase vs Mei Suruga, Final Countdown (31/7/24), Gatoh Move”Ryo Mizunami vs Haru Kazashiro, Princess Cup (3/8/24), TJPW Review
I find it hard to divorce my feelings about this match from the picture that Haru posted on Twitter afterwards. In it, she has a huge smile plastered across her face as she shows off the damage a match worth of Aniki’s offence does to one’s chest. It tells you everything you need to know. Wrestling nerd Haru, who came into this company as a shy and awkward wee thing, stepped into the ring with someone who has been doing this since before she was born, and while she didn’t win, she did survive. She took her licks, proved her toughness and, in the process, even gave Aniki a scare or two.
Continue reading “Ryo Mizunami vs Haru Kazashiro, Princess Cup (3/8/24), TJPW Review”Moka Miyamoto vs Mizuki, Tokyo Princess Cup (28/7/24), TJPW Review
Moka Miyamoto is an easy wrestler to take for granted. Part of that comes from her being the person TJPW trusts to fill the gaps. She’s the one who takes the fall in the tag match with the big-name outsider or is tasked with shaving some of the rough edges off the latest idol who has decided to give wrestling a go. It’s a talent that every company needs, someone who can fill any role on the card, but it can also be an unforgiving spot to find yourself in. The spotlight is rarely shone your way because of something you did, and I would imagine that can be frustrating.
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